August 06, 2009

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Things Fall Apart Posted by Kate Flora Has anyone else noticed that things don't last anymore? Is anyone else getting a bit cross about it? This summer, I'm finding that all those cool products I've found at the Christmas Tree Shop--those lovely bits of accessory furniture, my beautiful blue bowl, my table-in-a-bag for cocktails on the beach--they all work for a few times, or a few weeks, and then they fall apart. This weekend it was that blue bowl. Now I'm the first to admit that I'm a nutcase when it comes to taking pictures of food, so that blue bowl was an important accessory. But it was also nearly new. It had only made a few appearances on the weekend table when I was stirring up some potato salad with organic potatoes and noticed a large crack along the side. Last week, it was some imported, embroidered pillow covers designed to tie a room together. The week before that, I discovered that the cute striped pillows from Pier 1 had the white "DO NOT REMOVE ON PAIN OF DEATH" labels sewn into the seam in a way the made their complete removal impossible. I, for one, am ready to buy American, and pay more, if I can only get some quality goods. Maybe they're made in China--I don't know--but my lovely new LL Bean yellow sheets don't shrink, grow softer in the wash, and aren't coming apart at the seams. I only wish there were some way to know which things would last. I'm all for a radical "take things back and complain" movement. Who wants to join me? Of course, it shouldn't be radical. It shouldn't happen that the part of the lamp harp that holds the shade on the lamp snaps off when I go to straighten the shade. We who hate to shop and hate doing errands shouldn't have to spend our time carrying the goods BACK to the store. And so we don't. And so the bad goods keep on coming. _____________________ But enough of complaining. After endless rain, we're having a sunny week. A hot week. And I'm inside at my computer. But later today, I'm jumping in the car and driving to Maine, where the sea breeze will be cool and I can swim in the ocean. So now I'm thinking about picking blueberries, making summer salads, reading a good book, a glass of white wine, and perhaps, if I'm very lucky, a lobster dinner. What are you thinking of doing next weekend? And does anyone have a great recipe for a summer soup? It's such a clever way of eating more vegetables, if only I could think of a recipe. Happy August!
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Clunker on Down to the Dealership posted by Leann Sweeney Something amazing happened this past week, a landmark in my thirty-eight year marriage. But perhaps I should set the table. Miss Right Brain married Mr. Left Brain and that's where the trouble all began those many years ago back in Syracuse New York. He's an engineer while I like to do things like paint and sew and, oh yeah, write books. Admittedly I was a nurse and thus had a little left brain in me, but it kept dwindling through the years until there's not much there. But believe me, the husband has more than compensated for my loss of brain matter. Left brain people do not do anything in a hurry. Engineers are programmed to look for flaws, to think through decisions looking for all the trouble spots. They take their time and analyze, for that is what they are paid to do. This is a good thing. But though I could leave behind thoughts of dying patients in the hospital, the husband has never been able to leave his engineer mentality at the office. I've tried hard over the years to convince him that we do not live in a chemical plant that might explode if one of us makes a mistake. Deaf ears, I'm afraid. The big decisions, and by big I mean anything that costs more than say, three hundred dollars, must be analyzed, researched and stewed over. The stewing can actually go on for months. And so it was when the big green 1996 Chevy truck with a gazillion miles on it started to fall apart. Transmission problems, rattles, radiators, brakes, air-conditioning, you name it, Big Green suffered from it. But buying a car--that must be used of course because of the depreciation when you drive a new vehicle off the lot, which of course would be a tremendous waste of money and a totally stupid thing to do--oh, buying a car is huge. The husband has been seeking a replacement for his truck for, I want to say, at least six months. All the shopping has been done online. Getting out and actually looking at vehicles would mean coming face to face with you know who--a USED car dealer. Remember, the way of the engineer is that all vehicles ideally are purchased used and at an astronomical and stupendous bargain basement price. And we all know you can never get that bargain from a used car dealer. They are out to cheat you. You see where the problems lie in this logic? You see why it takes a very very long time to make a car purchase? But President Obama, in all his wisdom, must have asked the question: Can this marriage be saved? See, the right brained person at our house has no problem researching a purchase and making a rather quick decision. I must say, I have often been looked down upon for my thought process. It might--and I say MIGHT--be flawed. Anyway, back to Obama and his worthy think tank. Ah, the Cash for Clunkers Program, I love you. Because the left brain in our house realized he might be able to get that bargain after all. The formula? Trade in the clunker for a new car (program rules are, you must buy NEW) and buy it for for the right brain person who hardly drives anywhere. Then the left brain person drives my car to work (and saves mucho money on gas)--a car that is no spring chicken with 114,000 miles on it. Get thee to the car dealership, woman. Before the government money runs out. How long did it take me to choose the car I wanted ? (After good research, mind you--the husband even gave me print-outs of the cars I should look at.) About thirty minutes. That's what a right brain can do, given half a chance. I now have a beautiful new 2009 Hyundai Sonata, for which I am immensely grateful. It was a bargain, yes. The clunker is off the road, yes. And the husband now has months or perhaps years to find that perfect USED truck.

Lorraine Bartlett

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